The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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‘Its been a rough day.
I put on a shirt and a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?'
He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.'
Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Girls are like an internet virus:
they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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