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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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