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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, ugly
Teacher: "I will call your parents!" Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!" Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…" High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.21 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”
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has 72.21 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: hospital, nurse, old people
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.21 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: airplane, bible, catholic, teacher
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