When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.