Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..