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You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 71.72 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.71 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, food, military
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 71.69 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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has 71.68 % from 1291 votes. More jokes about: black people
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