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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, science
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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has 71.74 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: men
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: military
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 71.67 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: racist
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