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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: men
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A," Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say, "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple." This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R." She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny. He exclaims, "R is for rats big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"
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has 71.67 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, little Johnny, teacher
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 71.67 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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