Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Q: How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? A: When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"