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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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