The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.