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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 71.67 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 71.65 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass. "Why do you have a cork up your ass?" "Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!"
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: genie, life
Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, catholic
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