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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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Girl: What if a boy hugs me? Mom: Say Don't Girl: What if he kisses me? Mom: Say stop. The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!...
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 71.76 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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