Best jokes ever

The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.

At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: "What are you doing there kiddo?" "I’m playing..." "What are you playing?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, I pour some water in and I add then some poop and I’m making little weaklings!" "What kind of weaklings?" "Cops..." The cop, furious, slaps the kid and screams: "Get the hell away from here and run to your house! I never wanna see you wondering around here." For the next two days, the kid didn’t show up. The third day, the kid was on the same spot, playing. The cop, saw him again and approached the kid. "What are you doing there?" "I’m playing..." "What?" "Oh, well... I collect sand, then pour some water in and I’m making little weaklings." "Congratulations! enthusiastic said the cop. And what kind of weaklings you’re making there?" "Firefighters...!" "So, how come you’re not putting any poop on them as well?" "Cause, whenever I do, they come out cops...!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"

When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.

I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.