Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard?
A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!