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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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