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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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