Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?
It keeps them awake.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Question: Why does Tigger smell?
Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Q: Why did the students study in the airplane?
A: Because they wanted higher grades.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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