Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? A: Outlaws are wanted.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.