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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 59.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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has 59.59 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 59.59 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: asian
Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."
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has 59.59 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 59.54 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: racist
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: airplane, baby, black humor
I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, women
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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