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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
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You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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