Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!"
Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!"
Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
What is the best type of ship?
FRIENDSHIP!
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?
He said quickly Obama.
When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!