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Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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