Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.