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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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