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Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire? A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, Halloween
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over? A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, Thanksgiving
The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation. It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company. The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive. I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy. I wish well to myself.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: health, money
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog. The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want." The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you." He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened. And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, mean, stupid
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: winter
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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