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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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