Q: How do you know your doctor is a vampire?
A: He draws your blood from your neck with a straw!
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation.
It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company.
The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive.
I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy.
I wish well to myself.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?
A: Polar Bond.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.