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After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I?d like the best beer in the world, give me ? The King of Beers,? a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "Id like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why arent you drinking a Molsons?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys arent drinking beer, neither would I."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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