Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.