The best age jokes

Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
Young kids use a dating app on their phones. Older kids use a dating website on their computers. Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates. Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events. Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
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has 68.97 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, death, morbid, relationship
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.68 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, old people, sport
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, family, men, money, women
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
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