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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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has 68.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, black humor, food
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.34 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, old people, sport
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, love, school, teacher
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