The best age jokes

My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.26 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, anniversary, marriage, party, wife
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
I recently went to my new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. I was a bit worried what he meant by that, so I asked him, "Do you think I'll live to be eighty, Doc?" He looked at me and asked me, "Do you smoke or drink beer or wine?" I said, "No, nothing like that. And I don't do drugs either." He looked at me again and asked me, "Okay, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my old doctor told me that all red meat is very unhealthy." He looked at me again and asked me, "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" I replied, "No, nothing like that." He looked at me again and asked me, "And do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" I said, "No, nothing like that, Doc." He looked at me again and said, "Then why do you even care?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, doctor, health, wine
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
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