The best age jokes

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.35 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
I recently went to my new doctor. After two visits and exhaustive tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. I was a bit worried what he meant by that, so I asked him, "Do you think I'll live to be eighty, Doc?" He looked at me and asked me, "Do you smoke or drink beer or wine?" I said, "No, nothing like that. And I don't do drugs either." He looked at me again and asked me, "Okay, do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my old doctor told me that all red meat is very unhealthy." He looked at me again and asked me, "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" I replied, "No, nothing like that." He looked at me again and asked me, "And do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" I said, "No, nothing like that, Doc." He looked at me again and said, "Then why do you even care?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, doctor, health, wine
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
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