The best age jokes

Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… "Now she knows."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 65.74 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.52 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
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