The best age jokes

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
COP: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." LADY: "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old.”
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, cop, driving
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, kids
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Man visits India and meets an old man in the town square who is renowned for his elephantine memory. He asks the old man what he had for breakfast on the same day 15 years back. "Eggs," replies the old man, the man scoffs at this saying everyone has eggs for breakfast and walks away. Ten years later he returns to India and sees the same old man on the same spot, goes to him and asks, "How?" The old man takes one look at his face and replies, "Scrambled."
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: age, elephant, football, geography, memory
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.92 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay." So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, disgusting, drunk
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