The best age jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
A huge airplane, full of passengers, had just taken off when a 5 year-old bad behaved boy created havoc with yelling and crying out loud. Despite his mother's efforts, the boy could calm down. The passengers, obviously frustrated, gossip about it and some mentioned Herod way for salvation, but they still manage to get through the torture by staying calm and noble. The boy though, had no plans on ease up with his attitude. In fact, he gets worse. Starts screaming, swearing and spitting all around the plane. People got desperate. Suddenly, an old man stands up and walks towards to the little boy with a slow but majestic walk. He was wearing an air force general costume with badges and medals all over his suit jacket. He nudges to the mother so she can stop trying all of her hopeless efforts to quite the boy and then, kindly bends over and whispers something to the boy's ear. The child, immediately stops, takes his seat and fastens his seatbelt. The man went back to his seat with the same confidence, while the whole plane admired his achievement. "Excuse me Mr. General, but what did you say to that child and made him quite?" a lady wondered. "I showed him my medals, ma'am, and told him that I've won them on the battlefield and that those medals give me the right to through a passenger off the plane on any flight I feel like, only once a year and then I mentioned that this year... I haven't picked one yet..."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, kids, old people
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, ginger, school
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 65.75 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
COP: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." LADY: "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old.”
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, cop, driving
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.43 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
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