The best age jokes

Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, geography, music, weather
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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has 66.46 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, ginger, school
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 66.18 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, anniversary, marriage, party, wife
A huge airplane, full of passengers, had just taken off when a 5 year-old bad behaved boy created havoc with yelling and crying out loud. Despite his mother's efforts, the boy could calm down. The passengers, obviously frustrated, gossip about it and some mentioned Herod way for salvation, but they still manage to get through the torture by staying calm and noble. The boy though, had no plans on ease up with his attitude. In fact, he gets worse. Starts screaming, swearing and spitting all around the plane. People got desperate. Suddenly, an old man stands up and walks towards to the little boy with a slow but majestic walk. He was wearing an air force general costume with badges and medals all over his suit jacket. He nudges to the mother so she can stop trying all of her hopeless efforts to quite the boy and then, kindly bends over and whispers something to the boy's ear. The child, immediately stops, takes his seat and fastens his seatbelt. The man went back to his seat with the same confidence, while the whole plane admired his achievement. "Excuse me Mr. General, but what did you say to that child and made him quite?" a lady wondered. "I showed him my medals, ma'am, and told him that I've won them on the battlefield and that those medals give me the right to through a passenger off the plane on any flight I feel like, only once a year and then I mentioned that this year... I haven't picked one yet..."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, kids, old people
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
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