The best age jokes

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, family, men, money, women
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… "Now she knows."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, kids
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 68.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Old librarians never die, they just lose their references.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, death, work
My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, time, work
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