The best age jokes

You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, ginger, school
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, disgusting, food, work
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 67.00 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
COP: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." LADY: "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old.”
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, cop, driving
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
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