Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"