The best age jokes

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, dirty
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese. The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?" An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, geography, old people, travel
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
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