The best age jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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