The best age jokes

I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, golf, life, work
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 64.79 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, couple, disgusting, old people
A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says, "Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too." Marv smiles and says, "Well, we like to eat out too. So what was the name of this fine new eatery?" Bernie says, "You’re going to have to help me out here a little. What’s the name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, often red, grows on a thorny bush?" Marv grins again, "Well now, Bernie, sounds like a rose to me…" "Yes, yes, that’s it!" cries Bernie, then he calls ahead to his wife: "Rose! Rose, honey, what was the name of that little restaurant we ate at last night?"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, couple, husband, old people
Yo mama is so old that when she breastfeeds it's just powder.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, food
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