The best age jokes

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 61.24 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 60.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, drunk
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
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