The best age jokes

You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, music
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.72 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!" His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible." Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?" Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!" Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!" Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, golf, sport, wife
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
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