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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 62.41 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiot' is it?'' Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, football, game, sport
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, family
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, old people, women
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.48 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
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