The best age jokes

The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, kids, priest, racist
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
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