The best age jokes

Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, dirty
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!" His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible." Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?" Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!" Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!" Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, golf, sport, wife
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 60.74 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
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