The best age jokes

How do you get four old ladies to shout "F*ck"? Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, game, old people
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide. The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, drunk
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
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