The best age jokes

Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie turns to Marv and says, "Ya know, we went to a new restaurant last night and had the best meal ever. Great prices, too." Marv smiles and says, "Well, we like to eat out too. So what was the name of this fine new eatery?" Bernie says, "You’re going to have to help me out here a little. What’s the name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, often red, grows on a thorny bush?" Marv grins again, "Well now, Bernie, sounds like a rose to me…" "Yes, yes, that’s it!" cries Bernie, then he calls ahead to his wife: "Rose! Rose, honey, what was the name of that little restaurant we ate at last night?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, couple, husband, old people
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.15 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
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