The best age jokes

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
You are so old, you fart dust.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, family, sport, wedding
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, cat, marriage, old people, wife
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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