The best age jokes

A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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