The best age jokes

John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
has 45.83 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family." "What do you call it?" "We call it a football wedding." The first asks, "What's a football wedding?" The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, family, sport, wedding
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
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