The best age jokes

Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "Youre under 18," replies the barman.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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