The best age jokes

A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, cat, marriage, old people, wife
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 46.47 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
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