The best age jokes

Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, heaven, lawyer, work
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
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