The best age jokes

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
The boss snubs his employee because he took a flashlight with him to a date: "What kind of crap happens nowadays? When I was in your age, I wasn’t carrying any flashlight with me on a date. I was always meeting my girlfriends in the dark." "And what did that got you... Take a look at what you’ve married in to!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, marriage
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, Chuck Norris
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: "It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age." Patient: "The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that leg does not pain?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, old people
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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