The best age jokes

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
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