The best age jokes

Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "Youre under 18," replies the barman.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
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