The best age jokes

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
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