The best age jokes

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 40.81 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.38 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
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