The best age jokes

A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!” Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?” Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison… “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, old people, party
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
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