The best age jokes

Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 41.25 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.51 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", says the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand ! Husband says "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me ..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92 !
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, genie, husband, marriage, wife
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: age, animal
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
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