The best age jokes

Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Three grandsons of ex Army Men were boasting about their grandfathers. "My great grandfather," one declared proudly, "made the army proud by joining the army at the age of 12." "Mine," boasts another, "got 12 bravery medals." "He was the only soldier in my family," confessed the third one, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 152 years old."
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, family, military
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