The best age jokes

Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, ''If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you.'' So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart. The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis. The old woman looked over and said, ''He said he could heal, not raise the dead!''
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, church, music, old people
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