The best age jokes

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?" And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?" And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, jewish, money
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "Youre under 18," replies the barman.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
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