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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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