What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"