What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"