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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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