The best animal jokes

In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. "Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, work
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.27 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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