What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.