The best animal jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
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