The best animal jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, church
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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