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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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