The best animal jokes

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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