The best animal jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, car, driving, life
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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