What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.