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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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