Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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