What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.