What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.