The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?" "Yes, I was. So what?" "Were you sitting on the table?" "Yeah, why?" The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!" "But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders. "Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, mean, party
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
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