What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.