How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!