Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .