What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.