Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Vote:
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.