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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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