The best animal jokes

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, duck
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 48.38 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
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