The best animal jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, church
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
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