The best animal jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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