What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?
He was a card shark.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.