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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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