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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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