The best animal jokes

Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, marriage, wife
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
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