Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.