The best animal jokes

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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