On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.