Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.