Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.