The best animal jokes

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup." Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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