Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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