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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.
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What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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