The best animal jokes

Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, game
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
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