What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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animal What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
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animal What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
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animal How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
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animal When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
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animal What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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animal Where do sharks come from?
Sharkago.
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animal Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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A. Rip-it!
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animal Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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