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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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