What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.