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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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