The best animal jokes

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, sex, vulgar
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