What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.