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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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