The best animal jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist, teacher
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
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