Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.