The best animal jokes

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, church
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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