A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.