The best animal jokes

What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach. Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff." So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away. Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away. Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, genie, ginger
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
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