Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.