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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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