What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.