More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.