Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.