How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?" Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.