The best animal jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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