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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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