The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says: Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, teacher
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
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