The best animal jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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has 48.38 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
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