The best animal jokes

What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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