More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
What's red and green and goes at 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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