What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.