The best animal jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, health, parrot
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
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