The best animal jokes

What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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