The best animal jokes

What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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