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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing. They father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other. The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg. The father says that they're both daddy long legs. The son stomps on them, killing them. The father asks why he did that. The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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