The best animal jokes

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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