The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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