Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’