Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.