Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.