What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.