What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’