Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.