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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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