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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
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