What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.