As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.
One day she argued with a lion.
The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!