What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.