As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!