The best animal jokes

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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