Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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