That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Vote:
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
"Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."