The best animal jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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