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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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