Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.