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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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