How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.