Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.