What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Vote:
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.