The best animal jokes

Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.55 % from 449 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
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