The best animal jokes

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.64 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible
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