What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass class.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.