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How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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