The best animal jokes

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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