Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a prude or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?"
Kangaroo: "I can't find my children"
Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?"
Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer?
A: Show us your calves!
Two snakes are talking.
One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."