The best animal jokes

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 59.12 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: air force, animal, drunk
A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, weather
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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