The best animal jokes

Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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has 57.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, marriage
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
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