What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."