The best animal jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger! Beware of Dog’. He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor. ‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper. ‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper. ‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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