How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.