Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.