Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.