Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.