As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.