Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.