The best animal jokes

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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