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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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