The best animal jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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has 58.55 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, travel
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
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