Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.