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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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