What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.