What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.