What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!