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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
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