What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.