Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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