Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."