The best asian jokes

A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 37.15 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.30 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 12.98 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist