A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."