The best asian jokes

Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 49.93 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.12 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.01 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 36.29 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
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