The best asian jokes

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.19 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 49.68 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 47.15 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 46.20 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.86 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.93 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.74 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 35.71 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 34.80 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
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