The best asian jokes

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.26 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.39 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 38.89 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.48 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
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