The best asian jokes

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 49.97 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 48.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 48.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.37 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 38.62 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
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