The best asian jokes

Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.14 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 38.67 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.21 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
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