The best asian jokes

Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 47.75 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 46.66 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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has 13.53 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: asian, dirty, gay, jewish, racist