The best asian jokes

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 47.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 46.66 % from 569 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.87 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 44.95 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 41.04 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 35.04 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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