Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?"
"Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: What did the basketball say to the player?
A: Please don't shoot me.
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Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound