The best asian jokes

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 64.86 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 64.11 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 59.14 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.92 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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