When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound