The best asian jokes

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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