The best asian jokes

Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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