Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.