The best asian jokes

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 63.89 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 63.09 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.66 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 55.87 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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