The best asian jokes

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 64.35 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 63.07 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.56 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 53.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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has 50.64 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 49.80 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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