The best asian jokes

Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 61.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 61.23 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: asian
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 60.53 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.30 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 59.66 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 59.09 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 55.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 53.55 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 51.49 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 50.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
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