Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!