Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store? A: A pound
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.