The best asian jokes

How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 65.07 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 64.82 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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has 63.34 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
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has 63.09 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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has 60.88 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 56.35 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 53.72 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
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