The best asian jokes

Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
has 64.77 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
has 62.02 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
has 61.28 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
has 61.24 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, white people
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
has 61.05 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
has 60.20 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: asian
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
has 53.24 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
has 50.30 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
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