How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong