Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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