Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?' I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.