Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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