Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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