Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.
He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.
The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?'
He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.'
Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'
I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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