Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!