Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.