Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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