Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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