Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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