The best baby jokes

A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, "I want to call my little baby Ellie." Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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A 65 year old blonde has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”
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