The best baby jokes

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 47.24 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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