The best baby jokes

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, life
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, cop
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
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