The best baby jokes

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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