Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.