What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.