The best baby jokes

Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, fish, marriage, wife
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 50.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
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