The best baby jokes

What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, military
Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, fish, marriage, wife
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, wife, winter
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
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