The best baby jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: baby, military
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, wife, winter
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