The best baby jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, wife, winter
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
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