The best baby jokes

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.30 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
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