The best baby jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
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