The best baby jokes

Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, wife, winter
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
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