# The best beer jokes

The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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has 41.76 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, women
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, beer
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, golf
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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