What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Infinity mathematicians came to bar. First one ordered 1 glass of beer, second a half, third a quarter... The barman interrupted them: "Assholes, here are 2 beers!"
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
A guy's talking to a girl in a bar. He says, "What's your name?" She says, "Carmen." He says, "That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?" She says, "No, I named myself." He says, "Why Carmen?" She says, "Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?" He says, "Beerfuck."
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.