What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like muffing your sister, it tastes the same but something's not right about it.
Q: What is a redneck's last words? A: Hold my beer and watch this!
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide. The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer. The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"