The best black humor jokes

Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.21 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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