The best black humor jokes

Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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