What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.