The best black humor jokes

Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.97 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
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