Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.