The best black humor jokes

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.63 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
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