Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.