The best black humor jokes

Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
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