The best black humor jokes

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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