Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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