Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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