Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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