The best black humor jokes

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.42 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 47.70 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
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