Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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