Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...