The best black humor jokes

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.49 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.19 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
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