The best black humor jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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