The best black humor jokes

Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
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