The best black humor jokes

What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 46.49 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
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