The best black humor jokes

It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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