The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.35 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
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