The best black humor jokes

Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 46.29 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.85 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 45.62 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
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