The best black humor jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 46.52 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.37 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
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