The best black humor jokes

An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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