The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.17 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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