The best black humor jokes

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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