Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.