How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.