Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant?
A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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