Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.