The best black humor jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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