The best black humor jokes

How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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