Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.