Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..