Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant?
A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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