How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…