The best black humor jokes

"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 47.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 47.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
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