Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window.
After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window.
After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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