The best black humor jokes

Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 46.70 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
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