The best black humor jokes

Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.10 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 46.78 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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