The best black humor jokes

How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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