The best black humor jokes

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.83 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 48.64 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
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