How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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