Woman delivers baby.
Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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