The best black humor jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
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