Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.