What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.