Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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