The best black humor jokes

How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.77 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
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