It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers