The best black humor jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, phone
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, hunting
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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