Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.