Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.