The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.