It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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