Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.