Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!