The best black humor jokes

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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