It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.