Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’?
A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.