"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…