The best black humor jokes

How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.01 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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