The best black humor jokes

My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 48.55 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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