The best black humor jokes

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 48.42 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
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