Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.