The best black humor jokes

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 48.20 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.81 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dog
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
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