The best black humor jokes

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 47.50 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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