The best black humor jokes

Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Halloween, teen
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 48.67 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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