Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.