The best black humor jokes

Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
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has 48.77 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, doctor, hospital
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
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