It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..