Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.