The best black humor jokes

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.41 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
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