Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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