Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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