Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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