The best black humor jokes

The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Vote:
has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Vote:
has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Vote:
has 50.44 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Vote:
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Vote:
has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
<<<34353637
More jokes →
Page 34 of 53.