The best black humor jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.08 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
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