The best black humor jokes

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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