The best black humor jokes

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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has 51.05 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 50.58 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.19 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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