The best black humor jokes

Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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