The best black humor jokes

Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.65 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.54 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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