Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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