The best black humor jokes

Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, fish, time
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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has 48.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, death, terrorist
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.26 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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