The best black humor jokes

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.65 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, funeral
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 49.55 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
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