What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
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