What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.