The best black humor jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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has 15.61 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 14.11 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.69 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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has 12.37 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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