What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.