Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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