The best black humor jokes

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 19.71 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 19.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 19.47 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 18.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 17.22 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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has 16.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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has 16.19 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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has 14.75 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 14.11 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.69 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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