Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.