The best black humor jokes

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.45 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 20.96 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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has 20.35 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.30 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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has 19.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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has 19.69 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.47 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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has 18.81 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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